Okay, the question probably on your mind right now is, "Claudio, why are you showing us a picture of you topless, dancing with a torso that resembles something of a cross between E.T. and the three boobed lady from Total Recall? Aren't you embarrassed? Is that Corky from Life Goes On dancing with you?" Sure, some things should be left secret, but in this world, in these times we live in, nothing is sacred. There's No Mystique For The Iron Sheik, baby.
This is what happens when I go for it. When I drink and get drunk. Look at that stance! That's something to be proud of. It's strong, it screams, “I'm crushing this air guitar and if you get too close, motherfucker, I might hit you with it.” The dancing queen to the right taunts me with his lighter as he jiggles and jives. He knows that all I need is a light and I will instantly be transformed into Slash from GNR and he will lose in this battle of steps. "Please!" my left hand gestures as it shreds through an invisible sweep arpeggio, "Don't be an asshole."
49 comments:
Wow. Awesome...
This is the only thing that has given me a reason to smile today. Thank you Claudio haha.
that was good
"a torso that resembles something of a cross between E.T. and the three boobed lady from Total Recall"
Looks more like the alien (aka Meathead) from Meatballs Part II to me.
thats why you don't fuck whth the almighty claud
So this is why you havent been posting the last couple of days, huh?
I love it. haha
There better be a video to go along with it!
video!
please for the love of god, give us a video
I see boobies! hehe
That is something to be proud of. Good going, Mr. Sanchez.
Truthfully, though, it seems he is besting you. I think you need another drink to tip the advantage to your side.
medeliemedeliemedeliemeeee
the aviator glasses and top hat are missing as well.
also the blonde reminds me of the AFHA video.
That is THE absolute best picture to wake up to in the morn...er...afternoon.
:D perfection!!
this is possibly one of the greatest pictures of you i have seen in a while
*Simpson comic book guy voice*
Best blog post ever
The Chooch won, I'm betting.
Ive attempted stances of that caliber...it did not end well.
That was priceless
Hahah!
I'm so jealous. You men get to post your topless and drunk photos on your blog and it's all perfectly acceptable.
exactly!
living the dream huh?
at the risk of angering a fiance, I still have to say...
HAWT. :)
LEGENDARY
No way, I have the same guitar!
thats some good air guitar'n
hahah damn claudio i fuckin love how you guys can just have so much fun and be yourselves, i would have a blast kickin it with you,
and its really good to know that you keep up with your blog, cuz some people just have others do it for them, but not you, you have the badass skills lol :)
peace, till next time cluadio..
oh hey DO YOU actually read the comments of your fans??? i hope so, isnt it so interesting to see what we put on here?
Hey guys - Claudio's cracked us up a few times now; let's return the favor! I changed my profile pic to what happened when I "went for it" in a Cleveland hotel room last spring. What do you look like when you drink to get drunk?
You sir, are amazing. This is funny, but it is far more enjoyable at one in the morning.
Thank you for making my night, again.
Wow that is absolutely amazing. Just made my night...along with everyone else.
I too was trashed last night. I would much rather have been there though. The only thing that could be as much fun as Neverender NY.
Lets party Claudio. Seriously.
CLAUDIO I FREAKIN LOVE YOU.
but seriously, with undying passion.
and i hope this isn't something i missed at the neverender after party.
God, your fucking awesome.
^_^
EPIC WIN for Claud.
<3... Nothing else can be said.
<3. love. i tend to end up in a similar state when i get drunk. oh dear
corky from life goes on?!?! awful, awful, awful hahaha
"There's No Mystique For The Iron Sheik"
Sounds like the title of one of your up and coming songs, hmm?
A few too many?? Good to know I'm not the only one who does this....
more clitoris
Drunk or not, Claudio Sanchez is FUCKING AWESOME. And that's one wicked photo!
i hope he gave you the lighter.
so last night at a bar in tallahassee I was looking just like u guys with your air guitars after i spent about 5 dollars on a jukebox playing coheed songs, surprisingly they had all of your albums. Most of the drunk college kids didnt really hear the music at all but some kids were jamming out
I would just like to say, Thank you, Claudio. Your band and your music has helped me out of some dark times that i have had (surprising as to how your Albums encompass gore and capacities of human suffering to awesome proportions). But your music has given me somehthing to look for, to hope for. I met you at the May 2007 comic con and i was speachless because you are my idol. Thank you again Claudio.
-A loyal fan
ps. i love the comic books!
Thankfully, the people who take pictures of me when I'm drunk are usually kind enough to delete them off of their cameras the next morning.
And the three-boobed chick for Total Recall was a hottie, there are worse things to look like. Hahaha.
SEXY!!
HA! This picture is funny as shit. Reminds me of a picture I have of my boyfriend in one of his drunken states. I'm so glad you started a blog. That's truly awesome!
This picture makes me so happy I'm a fan.
This pictures proves, as if there were any doubt, that you do, indeed, have balls.
Haha! you truly are holy!
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